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End of year re-cap with holiday Carols
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‘Tis the season to begin all columns with “’Tis the season.” Even when the column is actually a collection of holiday songs recalling 2010 in all its splendor: FROSTY THE TRAVELERFrosty the Traveler was a snowman on the go With a corn cob pipe and a carry-on And a book by Scott Turow.Frosty the Traveler had a plane to catch that day, So he stood in line feeling mighty fine Till he met the TSA.He must’ve looked suspicious, ‘cause he saw the agents frown, But when he cried, “Don’t touch my junk!”They began to pat him down!Oh! Frosty the Traveler turned beet red and danced about, And the TSA, they all ran away ‘Cause the snowman freaked them out.A red snowman freaked them out.Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, Agents everywhere!Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, Hey!

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