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Column: A word from our president (not really)
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WASHINGTON -- Network announcer: We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this special message from the president of the United States. My fellow Americans. I want to speak to you tonight as I’ve never spoken before, maybe ever -- from my heart.

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