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Column: Failure to launch?
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Until a few days ago, my familiarity with the phrase “Failure to Launch” extended to a vague memory of watching an utterly forgettable movie starring a couple of equally forgettable actors. Alas, while I am enjoying my burgeoning curmudgeonhood, the price I pay for the joy and prestige of wearing nothing but boxers, white socks and orange mukluks in the front yard during daylight hours is the occasional missed memo of pop culture. To wit: I missed that moment when “Failure to Launch” metamorphosed from bad movie to bad legal defense.