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Tatum: Happy landings
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Once upon a time, there was this annoying little kid named Jimmy who loved to fly. He wasn’t crazy about wearing his Sunday best to board a plane, but he loved the adventure and especially the attention the hot stewardesses gave him. At age 9, when your hair falls into your face and you’re missing a tooth, the flight attendants think you’re cute, from the sail-like lapels of your virgin Rayon electric blue sports coat and almost matching 7-inch wide floral design clip-on tie to your nascent cheap moves.

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