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Tatum: I am not a terrorist...
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But if the government keeps trying to protect me, I might consider it. Of course, now that I’ve said that out loud, I can probably expect to see strange pizza vans parked on my street and my azaleas wearing fedoras and sensible shoes. After all, the world seems to have undergone one giant mass humor lobotomy in the last few years.